Zoo's version of Vodka

Tidaħq meta jiġru veru? / Do you laugh when they happen for real?

I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: "I am not avilable right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.

Antonio Curtis, Vallejo, Calif

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Cartoon by Matthew Henry Hall

Idħaq u Faqqa kemm Tiflaħ / LOL

A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables. Some nice things catch his eye, as he reaches for them, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he sees a parrot.

"Who are you?" the burglar asks.

"Moses," the bird replied.

"Who the heck would name a bird Moses?" the man laughed.

"I dunno," Moses answered," I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Noelle Touart

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Cartoon by DAVE CARPENTER