X'INNOĊENZA / SOOOOOOO INNOCENT
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This old man he played a song...la..la...la...la..la...la....lalala...lalala....la...la...la
A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables. Some nice things catch his eye, as he reaches for them, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he sees a parrot.
"Who are you?" the burglar asks.
"Moses," the bird replied.
"Who the heck would name a bird Moses?" the man laughed.
Cartoon by DAVE CARPENTER
There are worse things than infidelity.
Why Don’t Penguins’ Feet Freeze?
Q: Why don’t Antarctic penguins’ feet freeze in the winter?
Los Angeles
Paris Hilton tfittex ħabib jew ħabiba ġdida ara l-VIDEO (THAT'S HOT!)
16 ta' Marzu, 2008 13:12 CET
Paris Hilton qed tippjana programm ieħor bħal ma' kienet tagħmel qabel ma' Nicole Ritchie. Dan il-programm jikkonsisti f'Paris u l-ħabib jew ħabiba ġdida tagħha, imsejjħin BFF, li tfisser best friends forever jgħixu flimkien ġo dar waqt li jgħixu ħajja ta' tfajla normali, fejn jitkellmu fuq il-moda, ħwejjeġ u affarijiet simili.
Diġa applikaw 20 ġuvni u tfajla biex ikunu l-'BFF' ġdid jew ġdida ta' Paris. Hija għadha ma qalitx kif se tagħżel ir-rebbieħ jew rebbieħa, iżda qalet li din l-għażla se ssir wara li dawn l-20 finalisti jidħlu fid-dar ma' Hilton għal ftit żmien u wara tagħżel minn hemm. Paris insistiet li hi qed tfittex xi ħadd li tista' tafda u mhux xi ħadd li se jwarrabha u jagħmel affarijiet min warajha, bħal ħafna min-nies li ltaqgħet magħhom diġa ġewwa Los Angeles. Hija qalet ukoll li din il-persuna trid tkun taf tieħu gost biex b'hekk il-ħajja ma ssirx monotona.
Is-serje li Hilton kienet għamlet ma' Ritchie kien iġib l-isem 'A Series Life' u kien kiseb ħafna suċċess. Din id-darba Ritchie mhux se tieħu sehem għax hija għandha t-tarbija x'tieħu ħsieb filwaqt li qed tkompli ssaħħaħ u tibni r-relazzjoni tagħha mal-kantant ta' 'Good Charlotte'.
Los Angeles
Paris Hilton looking for her new 'BFF' watch VIDEO (THAT'S HOT!)
March 16, 2008 13:12 CET
Paris Hilton is planning another program as the one she used to do with Nicole Ritchie. This program consists of Paris and her new friend called BFF, which stands for Best Friends Forever, living together in a house while they live a normal life, while they speak about fashion, clothes and similar stuff.
20 young men and women have already applied to become BFF, of Paris. She hasn't said how she will choose the winner, but said that the choice will be made when the 20 finalists will spend sometime with Hilton at home, and then she sees from there. Paris insisted that she is looking for someone she could trust and not for someone who could abandon her and back stab her, as a lot of people who she met in Los Angeles already did. She also said that this person should be capable of having fun and stay away from monotonous lifestyles.
Hilton's series, which she had done which Ritchie was called ‘A Series Life' and had gained popularity. This time Ritchie won't be taking part as she has a child to take care of as well as she still needs time to work our her relationship with singer of Good Charlotte.
Surprise: World’s Tallest Structure Isn’t a Skyscraper
Believe it or not, there are a number of structures taller even than the infamous Burj Dubai. The tallest structure in the world, however, is an unusual candidate that reaches more than twice as far down into the ocean as said tallest skyscraper reaches into the sky. The Ursa tension-leg platform is an oil-production facility that is tethered to the ocean floor and is in many ways a surprising reverse of what most people imagine when they think of the world’s tallest structures.
[above: Images of and around the world’s tallest structure via SmugMug]
Radio towers and mine shafts have in many cases exceeded skyscraper heights, though of course these are supported by other means (such as secondary cables and surrounding soils). The Ursa platform is directly supported by its 4 primary tethers, though in an inverse way from how we normally understand load: the structure is held down rather than held up.
Not only is the Ursa platform the tallest structure in the world, it is also habitable: workers live day in and day out above the surface in modular attached dwelling spaces. Despite the enormity and expense of the structure, which weighs over 35 million pounds and cost 1.5 billion dollars to construct, these workers live in anything but luxurious conditions but are well-compensated for their efforts.
On a more somber note: one has to wonder what it says about our world that the tallest structure is dedicated to harvesting a non-renewable resource and can not be repurposed. Will this become another rogue micronation when it is no longer of use, or simply be left as a monument to times past when it is no longer considered to be of value?
Mexxej tal-Partit Laburista (MLP) - Dr Alfred Sant / Leader of Malta Labour Party - Dr Alfred Sant
Alfred Sant (born February 28, 1948) is a Maltese politician. He was the leader of the Malta Labour Party from 1992 to 2008, served as Prime Minister of Malta
between 1996 and 1998 and as Leader of the Opposition between 1992 and 1996. He resigned his position of MLP leader on Monday 10th March 2008.
Sant graduated from the University of Malta as Bachelor of Science in Physics and Mathematics in 1967 and as Master of Science in Physics in the following year. He studied public administration in 1970 at Institut International d'Administration Publique at the ENA in Paris and holds a Master of Business Management (with honors) from Boston University Graduate School of Management (specialising in international business and business policy) and a Doctor of Business Administration from Harvard University.
Lawrence Gonzi (born July 1, 1953) is the incumbent Prime Minister of Malta. He is also the leader of the governing Nationalist Party (Maltese: Partit Nazzjonalista). He became prime minister on March 23, 2004, following the retirement of Eddie Fenech Adami.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Gonzi#Political_life
Elezzjoni Ġenerali 2008 / General Election 2008
Waqt li l-Amerika għada għadejja bl-istorbju ta' l-elezzjoniji Preżidenzjali, Barack Obama u Hillary Clinton tiela u nieżel; il-gżira ċkejkna ta' Malta t-8 ta' Marzu 2008 wkoll intliet bl-istorbju ta' l-Elezzjoni Ġenerali....Sant u Gonzi tiela u nieżel.
While America continues with their big Presidential Elections and the pan demoniac, the little island of Malta on the 8th of March 2008 had a pan demoniac as well with the General Election.
DAWN KIENU R-RIŻULTATI FINALI / THESE WERE THE FINAL RESULTS
Rebaħ il-Partit Nazzjonalist (PN) b'minoranza ta' 49.34%. Il-Partit Laburista (MLP) ġab 48.79% voti. Iġifieri differenza ta' 0.55% = 0.5%.
The Nationalist Party (PN) won with a minority of 49.34%. The Malta Labour Party (MLP) got 48.79% voti. So the difference was 0.55% = 0.5%.
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